i think i’ve changed my mind about superwholock
plot twist: an alien invasion isn’t how Eleven dies, it’s the Winchesters
This brings back my thesis that every fanfic — every fanfic on every subject in every fandom — can be improved by adding “And then the Winchesters shot them” to the last line.
Go on. Try it. I’ll wait.
If you insist.
"May the undeserved kindness of the Lord Jesus Christ be with the holy ones. And then the Winchesters shot them.” (Revelation 22:21)
The last trace of steam evaporated in the autumn air. The train rounded the corner. Harry’s hand was still raised in farewell.
"He’ll be alright" murmured Ginny.
As Harry looked at her, he lowered his hand absent-mindedly and touched the lightning scar on his forehead.
"I know he will"
The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years.
All was well.
And then the Winchesters shot them.
we have a winner.
#i like to imagine that stiles has a mental list of this for everyone he knows#danny: bad taste in friends. skips spanish sometimes.#allison: vengeful. never has hair ties. cuts nails too short.#isaac: fucking scarves. thinks scott likes him a lot. scarves again bcuz really.#lydia: wears too much perfume. bad taste in dudes.#derek: grumpy. bad at communication. eyebrows#jackson: everything. (via masonjo)